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Sunday, February 10, 2019

The Republican Party Has Become A Whiteface RAG Party

The Republican Party (RNC/GOP) has become a whiteface1 Ruse, Artifice, and Gimmick (RAG) Party...tragically we can expect more ruses, artifices, and gimmicks from the RAG Party as it tries to keep power and "cramdown" its harmful policies...

...the good news is that our citizenry is becoming more informed, eclectic, inclusive, and willing to repudiate the RAG Party's dictatorial, dogmatic, and doctrinaire drivel...AP, Trump Investigations
A RAG Party Clown

...don't forget to laugh...TheOnion, Scott Walker Changes Locks On Wisconsin Governor’s Office and TheOnion, Wisconsin Legislature Weakens Incoming Democratic Governor By Restricting His Access To Food, Water, Shelter...





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UPDATED 02/10/2019 DailyMail, Worst Tax Return in A Decade! He's Lost My Vote'

...really!..your shocked that our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. aided by congresspersons from the RNC/GOP cum RAG Party would "front load" a ginormous tax break mostly benefiting our wealthiest (i.e. their funders) one percent and send the invoice to our less wealthy...
...don't forget to laugh...



UPDATED 02/09/2019 WP, Let’s Just Say It: The Republicans Are The Problem...Mann and Ornstein were right in April 2012 and they're right in February 2019...

UPDATED 01/28/2019 WP, Trump Is Down and Not Getting Back Up and WP, Trump Advisers Lied Over and Over Again, Mueller Says. The Question Is, Why? and NYT, Trump and His Associates Had More Than 100 Contacts With Russians Before the Inauguration and  Reuters, $1.5 Trillion U.S. Tax Cut Has No Major Impact on Business Capex Plans: Survey and Bloomberg, Shutdown Over, Trump Turns Tweets to New Topic: Bible Literacy

...more rectum-rambling from our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al...neither "God" nor chaos can save our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al...neither  the GOP/RNC cum RAG Party nor its so-called "base" can save our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al...not even Howard Schultz can save our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al...

...don't forget to laugh...TheOnion, Shocking Biblical Study Reveals Methushael Did Not Beget Lamech and TheOnion, Government Reopens ...


UPDATED 01/24/2019 NYT, Trump Tells Pelosi He Will Deliver State of the Union. Pelosi Responds, No You Won’t. and WP, Pelosi Tells Trump: No State of the Union Address in the House until Government is Opened

...more rectum-ramblings and bullying from our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al... hey RAG Party it's time to dump POTUS: Pinocchio of the United States...ruses, artifices, and gimmicks (RAG) like signing a pretend "resolution" or building a useless wall or closing down the government are unhelpful...if your concern is "being primaried" you're a sh*tty congressperson, which ruses, artifices, and gimmicks can't correct...

...don't forget to laugh...TheOnion, Trump Dismisses Trump As A Distraction



...lamentably, the former Secretary of State will have an opportunity to retweet her statement "like I said: a dumpster basket of deplorables", too...


...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Study: Most Innocent People Need to Hire Thirty-Five Lawyers at Some Point...

UPDATED 01/14/2019 NYT, F.B.I. Opened Inquiry Into Whether Trump Was [some might say IS] Secretly Working on Behalf of Russia and WP, Trump Has Concealed Details of His Face-To-Face Encounters with Putin from Senior Officials in Administration and BloombergOpEd, Trump, Putin and A Test of Presidential Power and Federalist, NYT Reveals FBI Retaliated Against Trump For Comey Firing (it's important to understand the alt-white right extremists' perspective on our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al.)

...election annulment and indictment∅∅, not impeachment is the proper remedy for our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., if acting as an agent for a foreign nation...

...the RAG Party's embrace of our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al.'s rectum-ramblings, which rationalizes everything as a Democratic conspiracy is as bizarre as our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. and its embrace of Putin et al...

...rectum-ramblings, which imply our citizens, nation and world must embrace our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. too, because...well...that is just the way our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. is guarantees perpetual gridlock...MAGA...!

..don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Kavanaugh Offers to Pay for Wall by Recycling His Empties...MAGA...



LateShow, The Shutdown Is Bad For Anyone Who Eats Food




∅∅...a recording of our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. agreeing to act as an agent-in-place or agent-of-influence on behalf of Russia's interest(s) is not required...

...RAG Party, supporters', and our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al.'s outrage and indignation that the White House is not a shield from explication, allegation, investigation, indictment, or accountability is nonsense...

...impeachment implies a valid election and the absences of votes obtained by coercion, deceit, or fraud...

UPDATED 01/11/2019 NYTOpEd, The Crisis Is in the Oval Office and Manafort Accused of Sharing Trump Polling Data With Russian Associate and USAToday, Trump's Team Had Over 100 Contacts with Russian-Linked Officials, According To Think Tank Analysis (CAP, Moscow Project)

...hey RAG Party leaders, how about stopping the "democratic" demolition nationalist program (some might say погро́м) and start containing your unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. and standard bearer for the GOP/RNC cum RAG Party "red white and blue", until our nation can dump the Drumpf...
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...our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. is highly likely going to need more than a couple handfuls of legal beagles...wonder why our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. didn't need all these legal beagles when the RAG Party controlled the lower chamber...it's highly likely our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. just kicked-off a two year campaign to switch RAG Party control of the upper chamber...


...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, MSNBC to Air Obama’s 2004 Convention Speech During Trump’s Address to Nation..."...a wheel is older than a wall..."--justification used by our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. for building its promised southern border wall--






UPDATED 01/08/2019 NYT, Trump Gives A Vague Hint of Candidacy and WP, Between The Lines Of A Millionaire's Ad and NYT, The People vs. Donald J. Trump: He Is Demonstrably Unfit for Office. What Are We Waiting For?

...the contemporary historiography of our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. beginning with these September 1987 ads (NYT and WP) belies and embarrasses those dancing to the rectum-ramblings of our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., Murdoch's media channel at Fox, and the perceived intimidation by "so-called" "MAGA" supporters...

...there are reasons why our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. can't speak without lying...




UPDATED 01/03/2019 USAToday, Sen. Lindsey Graham Warns President Trump: Loss in Wall Battle Could Be 'End of His Presidency' and CNN, No Other Congress Has Ever Looked Like This...beautifully diverse-dynamic leadership...


...how ironic if our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al.'s government shutdown results in the "end of his presidency"...and with a little luck the RAG Party and supporters with it...

...don't forget to laugh...Atlantic, Trump’s Latest Catchphrase: ‘Presidential Harassment’...
...how ironic that our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., RAG Party leaders, and RAG Party supporters are preëmptively complaining like the women whose pussies our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. feels entitled to grab...


...understandably, our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., RAG Party, and RAG Party supporters would perceive diverse and dynamic leadership as "harassment"...our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., RAG Party, and RAG Party supporters much prefer their doomed, dogmatic, and doctrinaire whitefaced reactionary leadership...
...of course you must ignore everything our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. says since, it cannot speak without lying...it is highly likely that "presidential harassment", if any is also a lie...it is also highly likely that the majority leader's "warning" on "presidential harassment will be ignored...




✔...our wonderful press, journalists, and reporters et al. have begun openly, transparently, and routinely characterizing our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al.'s rectum-ramblings as lies in their daily reporting...neither vigorous oversight nor transparent fact checking of a proven serial liar is "harassment"...


UPDATED 01/02/2019 Time, Exclusive: Russian Ex-Spy Pressured Manafort Over Debts to an Oligarch and AP, Trump Investigations

...it is useful to remind ourselves that Manafort played a major role at the 2016 GOP cum RAG Party convention tailoring its platform to favor Putin's preferences...

UPDATED 12/29/2018 WP, Hoyer Says House Will Not Seat A North Carolina Republican Amid Questions About Integrity of Election and NYT, Democrats Vow Not to Seat Republican Who Claimed Victory in North Carolina and Governor North Carolina (NC) Letter to NC RAG Party Chairman Robin Hayes [just more ruse, artifice, and gimmicks from the declining RAG Party]


and , Reuters, Republicans Still Pushing Lame-Duck Priorities in Michigan, North Carolina...what's their alternative...you gotta dance with the one that [brung] you...AP, GOP Leaders [South Carolina Chairman Jeff Kauffman] Weigh Protecting Trump from Primary Challenge...

...maybe the GOP cum RAG Party leaders will announce their decision to "protect" our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. on the United States' Capitol steps, gas cans and matches in hands...singing the African-American spiritual “Kumbaya", as their GOP cum RAG Party goes up in flames...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Trump Named Man of the Year by ISIS and GoFundMe, We The People Will Fund The Wall...only three orders of magnitude+ before our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., its supporters, and the GOP cum RAG Party can begin building their wall...luckily, they'll all be gone before then...MAGA!... )





UPDATED 12/18/2018 WP, The Plot Just Thickened on Trump Tower Moscow and VanityFair, Donald Trump's Lawyer Is His Own Worst Enemy and Atlantic, Rudy Giuliani for the Defense and Vox, Trump’s Lawyer Isn’t Exactly Denying That Trump Had Foreknowledge of WikiLeaks Dumps

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Cabinet Warns Trump That Shutting Down Government Would Make It Harder to Steal From...(ProPublica, Trump’s Inauguration Paid Trump’s Company — With Ivanka in the Middle)...



UPDATED 12/14/2018 NYTOpEd, Would Indicting Trump Be Constitutional? and DoJ, A Sitting President's Amenability to Indictment and Criminal Prosecution (pdf) and Lawfare, Document: Maria Butina Plea Agreement and NYT, Trump Inaugural Fund and Super PAC Said to Be Scrutinized for Illegal Foreign Donations

...even the Russia's are flipping on our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. as reporting and plea agreements suggest RAG Party operatives envisioned special back channel communications with Moscow...you can't make this stuff up...

...recall...


...and don't forget to laugh...




UPDATED, 12/11/2018 TIME, Person Of The Year 2018: The Guardians And The War On Truth and NewYorker, Trump and the Enemies of the People



...TIME, our extraordinary journalists, and vital press have been too professional and circumspect given that our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. has said the media are "the enemy of the people"; routinely denigrated the press; and exalts authoritarians and others promoting these memes...to our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., authoritarians, wannabe dictators, and others promoting these baleful memes...F#&K YOU...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Trump Suddenly Expresses Deep Concern About Conditions in Nation’s Prisons





UPDATED 12/10/2018 CBSFaceTheNation, Schiff Says Trump Faces "Real Prospect of Jail Time" After Leaving Office and AP, Trump Investigations

...the evidence corroborating Cohen's assertions is highly likely an audio tape, which we know from other incidents like the tragic assassination of journalist Jamal Khashoggi and the "grab ’em by the pussy" audio will not discourage delusional denials by our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al...

...the more interesting question is not whether our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. has exceeded the threshold for impeachment (that occurred long ago), but whether it has exceeded the threshold for total annulment of the United States Presidential Election of 2016...

...impeach...indict...annul 2016 election...prosecute...jail if convicted...build a wall on the National Mall explaining to the world the tragicomedy of our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. and why America does not have a 45th President of the United States...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, John Kelly Departs White House with Nuclear Codes Hidden in Pants



UPDATED 12/08/2018 Reuters, Trump Says Kelly Will Leave Chief of Staff Job At End of Year and Reuters, U.S. Prosecutors Name Trump in Hush Payments, Detail Russian Contacts and Reuters, Subpoenas Issued To Trump Organization in Emoluments Lawsuit and Reuters, Trump calls for End to Mueller Probe Despite Russian Campaign Bid Findings

...it's easy to forget this reporting is not about organized crime but about our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. and the leader of the GOP cum RAG party...hey, you'd be calling for it to end and "fake news", too...this is a catastrophic collusion collision...

...don't forget to laugh...TheOnion, Top Agenda Items In Upcoming Democratic-Majority House


UPDATED 12/10/2018 WP, Alleged Russian Agent Maria Butina Poised To Plead Guilty in Case Involving Suspected Kremlin Attempts To Influence NRA and TASS, Media: Butina’s Boyfriend [RAG Operative Paul Erickson] May Face Espionage Charges and CNN, Maria Butina Plea Deal May Be Near and CourtListener, Joint MOTION to Continue Status Conference by USA as to MARIIA BUTINA. (Attachments: # 1 Text of Proposed Order)(Kenerson, Erik) (Entered: 11/16/2018)

...don't forget to laugh...TheOnion, GOP-Controlled Wisconsin Legislature Votes To Dissolve State Rather Than Let Democrats Have It...


NYT, With Power Grabs in the Midwest, G.O.P. Risks a 2020 Backlash and WPOpEd, We Finally Found Election Fraud and Atlantic, ‘Wisconsin Has Never Seen Anything Like This’ and AP, The Latest: Evers: Wisconsin GOP Desperate to Cling to Power and NYT, Wisconsin Republicans Approve Bills Stripping Power From Incoming Democratic Governor...and it's the RAG Party and "helpful" Russians...you can't make this stuff up...MAGA...or RAGO?..


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1. ...remarkably, some of America's evangelicals are now engaged in a historical reckoning with their "white supremacist" and racist history...balefully our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. with support, cover, and protection from a whiteface RNC/GOP are offering evangelicals a reactionary alternative...retain white supremacy, racism, and political power...

...admirably our DNC/DP and many Americans are castigating the reactionary alternative...and more importantly have sent the most diverse group of leaders to our House of Representative, ever...in spite of many ruses, artifices and gimmicks...












Originally Published December 05, 2018; Last Updated February 09, 2019; Last Republished February 09, 2019:

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