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Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Awaiting A PostScript To The Putin Potus Puppet Pageantry

...awaiting special counsel's script or postscript for the Putin-POTUS (Pinocchio of the United States) puppet pageantry is neither desired nor required...Congress's duties are independent of the special counsel's duties...Congress must independently and transparently investigate...then publicly inform our citizens of all dimensions of the Putin-POTUS puppet pageantry perfidy...


...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Ann Coulter Demands to Deliver State of the Union Address...


Pinocchio of the United States (POTUS)



The Adventures of Buratino (Russian Animation Pinokkio) 1959

FullFrontal, Roger Stone: America's Athlete's Foot

RealTime, New Rule: Middle Class Squeeze


LateShow, Fox News Can't Stop Misreporting Deaths

Web:

 UPDATED 07/17/2019 CourthouseNews, Former Flynn Partner (Bijan Rafiekian or Kian) On Trial for Illegal Lobbying Charges

UPDATED 07/17/2019 CNN, Exclusive: Security Reports Reveal How Assange Turned An Embassy into A Command Post for Election Meddling

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  • Summer 2016: The releases begin (from above CNN article)

  • June 14, 2016
    • Democratic National Committee announces it's been hacked and blames Russia.

  • June 19, 2016
    • Assange asks the Ecuadorian embassy to beef up his Internet connection.
    • Embassy staff give Assange technical support "for data transmission," according to the surveillance reports, and help install new equipment.
  • July 6, 2016
    • WikiLeaks asks Russian hackers for materials about Clinton "because the (Democratic National Convention) is approaching and she will solidify bernie (Sanders) supporters behind her after."
  • July 14, 2016
    • Russian hackers send encrypted files to WikiLeaks, titled "big archive."
    • Assange meets for hours with German hackers Andrew Müller-Maguhn and Bernd Fix.
  • July 18, 2016
    • Republican National Convention kicks off in Cleveland.
    • At the embassy, an Ecuadorian security guard abandons his post to receive a package outside the embassy from a man in disguise.
    • WikiLeaks tells the Russian hackers they got the files.
  • July 22, 2016
    • WikiLeaks releases more than 20,000 internal files from the Democratic National Committee.
  • ...
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Disguised Person Delivers Package to Ecuador Embassy - July 18, 2016

... don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Democratic Congresswomen Urge Trump to Go Back to Russia...



UPDATED 03/23/2019 AP, Key Findings Coming Next as Mueller Wraps Russia-Trump Probe and USAToday, Waiting for the Mueller Report: Justice Department Will Not Reveal Conclusions of Russia Inquiry on Saturday

...regardless of what the special prosecutor's report says, our nation is being gravely injured by an unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. that requires the continuous attention of the authorities and citizenry...whether the injury is mortal is uncertain, but likely depends on how long an unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. continues...


...debating whether our citizenry can get access to the entire report or calling it "fake news", "hoax", "deep state conspiracy", partisan bias etc. or stalling until 2020 are symptoms of the grave injury...

UPDATED 03/18/2019 Atlantic, A Damaged Soul and a Disordered Personality and VanityFair, “His Condition Is Getting Worse”: Trump Spirals Online as His Presidency Reaches a Crisis Point and NYT, Tech Firm in Steele Dossier May Have Been Used by Russian Spies and NYT, Expert Report of Anthony J. Ferrante, FTI Consulting, Inc. and NYT (from Dec 2016), The Perfect Weapon: How Russian Cyberpower Invaded the U.S.

...now would be a good time for Congress to unanimously vote to publicly release the entire Mueller Report...then each of the 535 members should read the Mueller Report aloud on the floor of their respective chambers, ending each reading with the phrase ‘The President … Is Not Above the Law’...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Beto O’Rourke Rocked by Scandal as High-School Mixtape Appears to Include REO Speedwagon and TheOnion, New Iowa Poll Finds Majority Of Democrats Would Vote For Candidate Named ‘Bobby Cheeseburger’ and TheOnion, Trump Complains About Overly Complicated Controls Needed To Operate Modern-Day Doors




...timidity and obsequiousness are not required when conducting oversight of  POTUS: Pinocchio of the United States...neither are apologies to PUTUS's RNC-GOP cum RAG (Ruse, Artiface, and Gimmickry) Party apologists...

...don't forget to laugh...





...the 25 page memorandum references as attachments previously filed public facing documents...





...ah, can we nullify all POTUS's executive authority and petition the Supreme Court of the United States to annul the 2016 United States Presidential Election...you cannot democratically lead the same people you are conducting a memetic warfare campaign against...


...the special counsel office is very likely leaving to Congress, the New York South District, and others to end the tracing of Russian money flows...it is highly likely the special counsel has primary source evidence of POTUS's: Pinocchio of the United States motives independent of avarice or greed...

...is our Senate Intelligence Committee really looking for or expecting direct evidence of a conspiracy from a counter-intelligence investigation (e.g. a tweet from POTUS: Pinocchio of the United States to Putin saying:
"Your money and support has meant so much to me. You and friends can expect relief from the 'adoptions law' [stet] financial sanctions, shortly. Unfortunately I cannot poison the FBI director or saw him up as some have suggested, but I will fire him. All happiness in your retirement. Thank you POTUS:)"
...direct evidence is not required (some might say desired)...circumstantial facts and an unredacted publicly facing special counsel's report is enoughß...







ß  Congresspersons and others who evade their responsibility to guide our nation by hiding behind Mueller or worse POTUS: Pinocchio of the United States should immediately resign their office...no leadership is preferable.


...shaken by numerous investigation POTUS, Pinocchio of the United States focuses on [your guess is as good as mine]..."Pinocchio Harassment"?..you can't make this stuff up!..


UPDATED 01/31/2019 CourthouseNews, Trio of Russian Companies Overcome Treasury Sanctions

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Trump Comes Out Strongly Against Intelligence and NewYorkerSatire , In Ominous Development for Trump, Roger Stone Gets Mueller Tattoo



DailyShow, The Government Shutdown Ends & Fox News Can’t Decide Whether Trump Won or Lost...hey, you might turn to the Bible too, if you were Pinocchio of the United States (POTUS) and your only remaining fox and friend has flipped on you...you might even urge your press prevaricator to begin telling all who will listen that "God" made you POTUS...





UPDATED 01/27/2019 AP, The Latest: Roger Stone Says He’ll Plead Not Guilty

...it seems useful to place this latest arrest within a context of decades of GOP-RNC cum RAG Party ruses rot, artifices, and gimmicks...the Putin-POTUS puppet pageantry perfidy is a few footfalls too many...we've come along way in four and a half decades:
"...People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook..."--Nixon, November 1973--
“...I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job...” --POTUS, Pinocchio of the United States to Russians visiting the Oval Office, May 2017--
...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Trump Furious That F.B.I. Not Stopped by Shutdown and TheOnion, Judge Restricts Roger Stone’s Travel Between Fox News, InfoWars Studios While Released On Bond...


SNL, Weekend Update: Trump Announces Deal to End Shutdown

SNL, Tucker Carlson Cold Open



UPDATED 01/24/2019 Reuters, Deutsche Bank Queried by U.S. House Panels on Trump Ties
Originally Published January 22, 2019; Last Updated July 17, 2019; Last Republished July 17, 2019:

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Tuesday, July 16, 2019

The Republican Party Has Become A Whiteface RAG Party

The Republican Party (RNC/GOP) has become a whiteface1 Ruse, Artifice, and Gimmick (RAG) Party...tragically we can expect more ruses, artifices, and gimmicks from the RAG Party as it tries to keep power and "cramdown" its harmful policies...

...the good news is that our citizenry is becoming more informed, eclectic, inclusive, and willing to repudiate the RAG Party's dictatorial, dogmatic, and doctrinaire drivel...AP, Trump Investigations
A RAG Party Clown

...don't forget to laugh...TheOnion, Scott Walker Changes Locks On Wisconsin Governor’s Office and TheOnion, Wisconsin Legislature Weakens Incoming Democratic Governor By Restricting His Access To Food, Water, Shelter...
SNL, It's a Wonderful Trump





Web:

UPDATED 07/16/2019 USAToday, House GOP Leaders Refuse to Condemn Donald Trump's Racist Tweets, Say The Uproar Is 'All About Politics' and AP, Trump Calls on GOP to Oppose House Condemnation of Tweets and C-SPAN, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Calls President Trump and C-SPAN, House Takes Up Resolution Condemning President Trump's Comments (watch entire debate) and Congress, H.Res.489 - Condemning President Trump's Racist Comments Directed at Members of Congress (pdf)

...RAG (ruse, artifice and gimmick) Party member Kevin McCarthy (R-CA-23) et al. (e.g. Liz Cheney, Mac Thornberry, Steve Scalise, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, and etc.) calling the reprehensible racist rhetorical regurgitation of the unstable, unfit, unwell, unbalanced, and unlawful "new" alt-white-house et al. "politics' doesn't give immunity for using those reprehensible racist rhetorical regurgitation to bully, abuse, and harm others...

...McCarthy sounds as idiotic as our unstable, unfit, unwell, unbalanced, and unlawful "new" alt-white-house et al...:
"...Just kiss. I don’t even wait...And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything...Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything..." --NYT quoting the Hollywood Access Tape--
...really, these two-bit clowns are in the "leadership" of our nation...together they couldn't build a 50¢ Party in America!...

             
C-SPAN, Trump Defends Tweet                               ABCNews, McCarthy Defends Trump




UPDATED 07/15/2019 Reuters, Democrats Plan Vote Condemning 'Xenophobic' Trump Attacks on Minority Congresswomen and BBC, Trump Steps Up Attack on 'US-hating' Congresswomen

...an alternative to "leaving our nation" is to stick around and do the hard work of changing things...who could imagine that the "endangered", "threatened" and "grab'em by the pussy" old white male Republicans in America would publicly tell women to "go home", "stay home" or "go away" etc..women can handle these ruses, artifices and gimmicks, especially women of color... (...you should hear what they say about women in private...)




...a worldwide rhetorical-puking of racist demagoguery by the RAG Party leader...a rhetorical-puking that belies our nation's dream in favor of a delusion advanced by an unstable, unfit, unwell, unbalanced, and unlawful "new" alt-white-house et al...the gulf between that dream and delusion, which the RAG Party countenances will not lessen with time...it's time to end the delusion, rhetorical-puking and presidency of the 45th President of the United States of America...and pursue a dream...
"...a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal..."
UPDATED 07/03/2019 WP, ‘I’ll Make the First Order’: Mitch McConnell Urges Nike to Reverse Cancellation of Betsy Ross Shoes

...Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky) joins Arizona Governor Ducey in doubling down with the unstable, unfit, unwell, unbalanced, and unlawful "new" alt-white-house et al. and RAG Party leader's efforts to perpetuate their racism gimmick for political gain...

...guess the senate majority leader isn't ready to "throw in the [white] towel" on their unstable, unfit, unwell, unbalanced, and unlawful "new" alt-white-house et al. and RAG Party leader, yet...come on Mitch, "Just Do It"...

...don't forget to laugh...TheNewYorkerSatire, Ivanka Comes Out Against Busing: “I Have Never Taken a Bus In My Life—They’re Gross”...


UPDATED 07/02/2019 ...hey, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky) and GOP-RNC cum RAG (Ruse, Artifice, and Gimmick) Party lieutenants are you ready to "throw in the towel" on your unstable, unfit, unwell, unbalanced, and unlawful "new" alt-white-house et al...before chaos envelops our nation and globe...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Trump Praises Kim on Immigration: “No One Is Trying to Get Into Your Country”



UPDATED 06/23/2019 Committee on The Judiciary, U.S. House Of Representatives, Washington, D.C.; Interview of: Hope Hicks

...attorneys for our unstable, unfit, unwell, unbalanced, and unlawful "new" alt-white-house et al. are weaponizing the legal system in ways, which corrodes its respect...some notions are so stupefying they aren't even wrong...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Woman Quits Job After Being Forced to Spend Week with Trump...


UPDATED 06/15/2019 NYT, Trump Asserts Executive Privilege on Census Documents Ahead of House Committee Contempt Vote and USAToday, House Panel Votes Contempt for Attorney General William Barr and Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross

...kudos to Chairman Cummings for ignoring: the RAG Party's use of ruses, artifices, gimmicks; our unstable, unfit, unwell, unbalanced, and unlawful "new" alt-white-house et al. asserted privilege; and the likes of Representative Jim Jordan's ( (R-OH 4th District) ridiculous ramblings...

...all oversight committees should immediately bypass our unstable, unfit, unwell, unbalanced, and unlawful "new" alt-white-house et al. on any signs of slow-walking or stonewalling and liberally use our federal Judiciary to get documents and testimony...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkSatire, Kellyanne Conway to Leave White House Immediately and Begin New Job at Kremlin


UPDATED 05/29/2019 WP, Trump’s Mantra Was Once ‘No Collusion, No Obstruction.’ It Isn’t Anymore and NYT, McConnell Says Republicans Would Fill a Supreme Court Vacancy in 2020, Drawing Claims of Hypocrisy and Independent, Mueller Just Told The World Trump Is A Criminal. Now Congress Must Impeach Him and Bloomberg, Impeach Trump? Here’s Where the 2020 Democratic Candidates Stand and NYMag, William Barr Keeps Lying About Mueller, and People Keep Trusting Him Anyway

...the Democrats are destabilizing our nation by pretending that the Republican Party (RNC/GOP) cum RAG Party is adhering to democratic principles or can ever again govern our nation...the RAG Party "base" can vote as often as they want...

...the leader of the RAG Party is a mobster that is running our government like a mobster family and its "lieutenants" in the RAG Party controlled senate are "protecting" their mob boss...

...the Democrats say that they can't get rid of the mobster because it is politically unpopular...yes, impeachment is difficult and divisive and stabilizing...the beauty of irony is boundless...mobsters rarely go away voluntarily or quietly, but so what...

...when did our nation start thinking it is politically unpopular to divide itself from mobsters...


UPDATED 05/24/2019 AP, Trump Moves To Escalate Investigation of Intel Agencies

...it is highly likely that prayers and family interventions are insufficient to obviate our unstable, unfit, unwell, unbalanced, and unlawful "new" alt-white-house et al...can we have early elections...

UPDATED 05/15/2019 Atlantic, An Oral History of Trump’s Bigotry and USAToday, 25 Men Voted to Ban Abortion in Alabama. Do They Reflect the Rest of America?

...why would politicians from Alabama's Republican Party cum lawless religious zealot whiteface RAG Party enact such a "law" in 2019...with balls so big women will have no problem grabbing and twisting until responsibility and control of the vagina resides with those that have one...

 ...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Alabama Senate Votes to Virtually Eliminate Tourism to Alabama...


UPDATED 05/14/2019 NYT, Barr Assigns U.S. Attorney in Connecticut to Review Origins of Russia Inquiry

...maybe the Republican Party cum lawless religious zealot whiteface RAG Party and our unstable, unfit, unwell, unbalanced, and unlawful "new" alt-white-house et al. can get the Prosecutor General of Russia, Yuri Y. Chaika and Natalia V. Veselnitskaya to check the origins of the Russia inquiry...

...that's three separate probes checking the origin of the Russia probe (John Durham with DNI and CIA; Michael Horowitz; and Lindsey Graham)...that's a lot of probing of a supposedly "fake" Russia probe, which the Republican Party cum lawless religious zealot whiteface RAG Party says "totally exonerated" our unstable, unfit, unwell, unbalanced, and unlawful "new" alt-white-house et al...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Trump Urges Americans to Boycott Chinese Goods and Just Buy Things at Walmart...


UPDATED 05/06/2019 Intelligencer, Democrats Schedule Vote to Hold William Barr in Contempt and WP, Claiming Two Years of His Presidency Were ‘Stolen,’ Trump Suggests He’s Owed Overtime and  Intelligencer,  Jerry Falwell Jr. Wants to Extend Trump’s Term by Two Years As ‘Reparations’ and AJC, Democrats Move to Hold Attorney General in Contempt and Medium, Statement by Former Prosecutors and WP, Trump Would Have Been Charged with Obstruction Were He Not President, Hundreds of Former Federal Prosecutors Assert


...the Republican Party has become the lawless religious zealot whiteface RAG Party...label support for our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. as partisanship or partisan politics at your own risk...

...and don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Trump Furious That Another Baby Is Getting All The Attention...

SNL, Weekend Update: William Barr's Senate Testimony

...it is highly likely the only time our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. is "owed" is hard time...how ironic that AG Barr et al.'s assertion that Mueller's choice is "binary" may hasten the impeachment our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. seek to nullify...the beauty of irony is boundless...the RAG Party does not do ideas or choices from a spectrum well...

UPDATED 03/18/2019  Atlantic, A Damaged Soul and a Disordered Personality and VanityFair, “His Condition Is Getting Worse”: Trump Spirals Online as His Presidency Reaches a Crisis Point and WP, The House voted 420 to 0 to Release the Mueller Report. So Why is Lindsey Graham Blocking the Bill? and WP, Lindsey Graham Wants Record of 25th Amendment Discussions and WP, Trump: You Wouldn’t Like My Supporters in the Military if They Got Angry and WP, GOP Unity Behind Trump is Cracking. Here’s How it Could Get Worse

...hey RNC/GOP cum RAG Party, it's not going to get any easier to salvage the RAG Party or constrain an unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al...a proverb oft attributed to native Americans suggests a sensible response...

"when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount"--Dakota people--

...but, feel free to explore other responses (e.g. have a senator mount the dead horse; have RAG Party zealots, aka "the base", mount the dead horse; have a RAG Party member and white racist mount the dead horse;)...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Betsy DeVos Suggests That Bribing Colleges Helps Students Learn Math



UPDATED 03/13/2019 WPMag, Nancy Pelosi on Impeaching Trump: ‘He’s Just Not Worth It’ and Hill, Steyer to Pelosi on Impeachment: 'Is Doing What's Right Worth It?'

...it's not congress' responsibility to save our citizens from electing an unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. or an RNC/GOP cum RAG Party or a band of self-emulating evangelical zealots...its responsibility is to lead our nation...the Speaker is very capable of leading our nation, even when beset by an unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. and an RNC/GOP cum RAG Party and a band of self-emulating evangelical zealots...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Trump’s Budget Contains Twenty Million Dollars for Bail...and vote for fit, well, balanced, and stable leaders; eschew ruses, artifices, and gimmicks (RAG); and substitute science for myths...




UPDATED 03/10/2019 NYT, House Votes to Condemn All Hate as Anti-Semitism Debate Overshadows Congress

...RAG Party criticism of a first-year congressperson for bigotry redefines the word duplicity...the Speaker makes it look easy to deftly navigate RAG Party duplicity...

...the first-year congresspersons are doing an amazing job, already...


...and will quickly learn to remind the RAG Party zealots, lobbyists, and their constituents that people can think chicken is good, without liking to eat the bones...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Dukakis Announces 2020 Bid: “Everyone Else Is”...


UPDATED 03/09/2019 Federalist, 35 Key People Involved In The Russia Hoax Who Need To Be Investigated and Reuters, Factbox: Guilty Pleas, Indictments Abound in Trump-Russia Probe and Reuters, Factbox: Targets of House Panel's Trump Probe

...the author conflate the concepts of investigate and search with bias and false with hoax and facts to perpetuate an RNC/GOP cum RAG Party's conspiratorial guess that our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. is being persecuted...presumably by 35 people!..

...it's unclear how investigating the suggested 35 person could alter the investigation into Russia et al.'s interference with the 2016 United States Presidential Election (the author does not say) or confirm an RNC/GOP cum RAG Party's conspiratorial guess that our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. is the victim of the "deep state", which highly likely would need substantially more than 35 persons...

...maybe in libertarian theory a deep state conspiratorial guess can efficiently and effectively be explained with only 35 persons?..

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Mueller Says He Has Obtained Trump’s SAT Scores and Bezos Says Amazon Drones Ready to Deliver Mueller Report to Every American Household and Onion, What’s In The Green New Deal


UPDATED 03/06/2019 TheNewYorker, The Making of the Fox News White House (Jane Mayer)

Propaganda or News or Memetic Warfare
...it is important to understand if any Murdoch's properties (USAToday) play a role in our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al.'s memetic warfare-like campaign...we need not await an organization chart for a ministry of public enlightenment and propaganda before moving against manipulative memetic warfare-like campaigns against our nation, whether they originate from Russia, China, our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., billionaire citizens, or corportations etc..

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Trump Storms Out of McDonald’s After Failing to Close Six-Dollar Meal Deal


UPDATED 02/10/2019 DailyMail, Worst Tax Return in A Decade! He's Lost My Vote'

...really!..your shocked that our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. aided by congresspersons from the RNC/GOP cum RAG Party would "front load" a ginormous tax break mostly benefiting our wealthiest (i.e. their funders) one percent and send the invoice to our less wealthy...
...don't forget to laugh...



UPDATED 02/09/2019 WP, Let’s Just Say It: The Republicans Are The Problem...Mann and Ornstein were right in April 2012 and they're right in February 2019...

UPDATED 01/28/2019 WP, Trump Is Down and Not Getting Back Up and WP, Trump Advisers Lied Over and Over Again, Mueller Says. The Question Is, Why? and NYT, Trump and His Associates Had More Than 100 Contacts With Russians Before the Inauguration and  Reuters, $1.5 Trillion U.S. Tax Cut Has No Major Impact on Business Capex Plans: Survey and Bloomberg, Shutdown Over, Trump Turns Tweets to New Topic: Bible Literacy

...more rectum-rambling from our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al...neither "God" nor chaos can save our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al...neither  the GOP/RNC cum RAG Party nor its so-called "base" can save our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al...not even Howard Schultz can save our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al...

...don't forget to laugh...TheOnion, Shocking Biblical Study Reveals Methushael Did Not Beget Lamech and TheOnion, Government Reopens ...


UPDATED 01/24/2019 NYT, Trump Tells Pelosi He Will Deliver State of the Union. Pelosi Responds, No You Won’t. and WP, Pelosi Tells Trump: No State of the Union Address in the House until Government is Opened

...more rectum-ramblings and bullying from our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al... hey RAG Party it's time to dump POTUS: Pinocchio of the United States...ruses, artifices, and gimmicks (RAG) like signing a pretend "resolution" or building a useless wall or closing down the government are unhelpful...if your concern is "being primaried" you're a sh*tty congressperson, which ruses, artifices, and gimmicks can't correct...

...don't forget to laugh...TheOnion, Trump Dismisses Trump As A Distraction



...lamentably, the former Secretary of State will have an opportunity to retweet her statement "like I said: a dumpster basket of deplorables", too...


...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Study: Most Innocent People Need to Hire Thirty-Five Lawyers at Some Point...

UPDATED 01/14/2019 NYT, F.B.I. Opened Inquiry Into Whether Trump Was [some might say IS] Secretly Working on Behalf of Russia and WP, Trump Has Concealed Details of His Face-To-Face Encounters with Putin from Senior Officials in Administration and BloombergOpEd, Trump, Putin and A Test of Presidential Power and Federalist, NYT Reveals FBI Retaliated Against Trump For Comey Firing (it's important to understand the alt-white right extremists' perspective on our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al.)

...election annulment and indictment∅∅, not impeachment∅ is the proper remedy for our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., if acting as an agent for a foreign nation...

...the RAG Party's embrace of our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al.'s rectum-ramblings, which rationalizes everything as a Democratic conspiracy is as bizarre as our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. and its embrace of Putin et al...

...rectum-ramblings, which imply our citizens, nation and world must embrace our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. too, because...well...that is just the way our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. is guarantees perpetual gridlock...MAGA...!

..don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Kavanaugh Offers to Pay for Wall by Recycling His Empties...MAGA...



LateShow, The Shutdown Is Bad For Anyone Who Eats Food

∅∅...a recording of our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. agreeing to act as an agent-in-place or agent-of-influence on behalf of Russia's interest(s) is not required...

...RAG Party, supporters', and our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al.'s outrage and indignation that the White House is not a shield from explication, allegation, investigation, indictment, or accountability is nonsense...

∅...impeachment implies a valid election and the absences of votes obtained by coercion, deceit, or fraud...

UPDATED 01/11/2019 NYTOpEd, The Crisis Is in the Oval Office and Manafort Accused of Sharing Trump Polling Data With Russian Associate and USAToday, Trump's Team Had Over 100 Contacts with Russian-Linked Officials, According To Think Tank Analysis (CAP, Moscow Project)

...hey RAG Party leaders, how about stopping the "democratic" demolition nationalist program (some might say погро́м) and start containing your unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. and standard bearer for the GOP/RNC cum RAG Party "red white and blue", until our nation can dump the Drumpf...
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...our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. is highly likely going to need more than a couple handfuls of legal beagles...wonder why our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. didn't need all these legal beagles when the RAG Party controlled the lower chamber...it's highly likely our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. just kicked-off a two year campaign to switch RAG Party control of the upper chamber...

WP, A Beefed-Up White House Legal Team Prepares Aggressive Defense of Trump’s Executive Privilege As Investigations Loom Large (ginormous domestic cash retainers recommended)

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, MSNBC to Air Obama’s 2004 Convention Speech During Trump’s Address to Nation..."...a wheel is older than a wall..."--justification used by our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. for building its promised southern border wall--


LateShow, Trump Just Wants To Be On Primetime TV

DailyShow, Here’s What Will Happen if Trump Declares a State of Emergency

TonightShow, Trump's Immigration Speech Recap

LateShow, Stephen Explains The Shutdown With Beer

UPDATED 01/08/2019 NYT, Trump Gives A Vague Hint of Candidacy and WP, Between The Lines Of A Millionaire's Ad and NYT, The People vs. Donald J. Trump: He Is Demonstrably Unfit for Office. What Are We Waiting For?

...the contemporary historiography of our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. beginning with these September 1987 ads (NYT and WP) belies and embarrasses those dancing to the rectum-ramblings of our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., Murdoch's media channel at Fox, and the perceived intimidation by "so-called" "MAGA" supporters...

...there are reasons why our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. can't speak without lying...




UPDATED 01/03/2019 USAToday, Sen. Lindsey Graham Warns President Trump: Loss in Wall Battle Could Be 'End of His Presidency' and CNN, No Other Congress Has Ever Looked Like This...beautifully diverse-dynamic leadership...

C-SPAN, LIVE: Opening Day of 116th Congress - House of Representatives

...how ironic if our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al.'s government shutdown results in the "end of his presidency"...and with a little luck the RAG Party and supporters with it...

...don't forget to laugh...Atlantic, Trump’s Latest Catchphrase: ‘Presidential Harassment’✔...
...how ironic that our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., RAG Party leaders, and RAG Party supporters are preëmptively complaining like the women whose pussies our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. feels entitled to grab...


...understandably, our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., RAG Party, and RAG Party supporters would perceive diverse and dynamic leadership as "harassment"✔...our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., RAG Party, and RAG Party supporters much prefer their doomed, dogmatic, and doctrinaire whitefaced reactionary leadership...
...of course you must ignore everything our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. says since, it cannot speak without lying✔...it is highly likely that "presidential harassment", if any is also a lie...it is also highly likely that the majority leader's "warning" on "presidential harassment will be ignored...




✔...our wonderful press, journalists, and reporters et al. have begun openly, transparently, and routinely characterizing our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al.'s rectum-ramblings as lies in their daily reporting...neither vigorous oversight nor transparent fact checking of a proven serial liar is "harassment"...


UPDATED 01/02/2019 Time, Exclusive: Russian Ex-Spy Pressured Manafort Over Debts to an Oligarch and AP, Trump Investigations

...it is useful to remind ourselves that Manafort played a major role at the 2016 GOP cum RAG Party convention tailoring its platform to favor Putin's preferences...

UPDATED 12/29/2018 WP, Hoyer Says House Will Not Seat A North Carolina Republican Amid Questions About Integrity of Election and NYT, Democrats Vow Not to Seat Republican Who Claimed Victory in North Carolina and Governor North Carolina (NC) Letter to NC RAG Party Chairman Robin Hayes [just more ruse, artifice, and gimmicks from the declining RAG Party]


and , Reuters, Republicans Still Pushing Lame-Duck Priorities in Michigan, North Carolina...what's their alternative...you gotta dance with the one that [brung] you...AP, GOP Leaders [South Carolina Chairman Jeff Kauffman] Weigh Protecting Trump from Primary Challenge...

...maybe the GOP cum RAG Party leaders will announce their decision to "protect" our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. on the United States' Capitol steps, gas cans and matches in hands...singing the African-American spiritual “Kumbaya", as their GOP cum RAG Party goes up in flames...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Trump Named Man of the Year by ISIS and GoFundMe, We The People Will Fund The Wall...only three orders of magnitude+ before our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., its supporters, and the GOP cum RAG Party can begin building their wall...luckily, they'll all be gone before then...MAGA!... )





UPDATED 12/18/2018 WP, The Plot Just Thickened on Trump Tower Moscow and VanityFair, Donald Trump's Lawyer Is His Own Worst Enemy and Atlantic, Rudy Giuliani for the Defense and Vox, Trump’s Lawyer Isn’t Exactly Denying That Trump Had Foreknowledge of WikiLeaks Dumps

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Cabinet Warns Trump That Shutting Down Government Would Make It Harder to Steal From...(ProPublica, Trump’s Inauguration Paid Trump’s Company — With Ivanka in the Middle)...



UPDATED 12/14/2018 NYTOpEd, Would Indicting Trump Be Constitutional? and DoJ, A Sitting President's Amenability to Indictment and Criminal Prosecution (pdf) and Lawfare, Document: Maria Butina Plea Agreement and NYT, Trump Inaugural Fund and Super PAC Said to Be Scrutinized for Illegal Foreign Donations

...even the Russia's are flipping on our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. as reporting and plea agreements suggest RAG Party operatives envisioned special back channel communications with Moscow...you can't make this stuff up...

...recall...


...and don't forget to laugh...


LateShow, Frosty The Snowman Doubts Climate Change

DailyShow, The GOP Doesn’t Care if Their “Law and Order” President Breaks the Law

UPDATED, 12/11/2018 TIME, Person Of The Year 2018: The Guardians And The War On Truth and NewYorker, Trump and the Enemies of the People



...TIME, our extraordinary journalists, and vital press have been too professional and circumspect given that our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. has said the media are "the enemy of the people"; routinely denigrated the press; and exalts authoritarians and others promoting these memes...to our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al., authoritarians, wannabe dictators, and others promoting these baleful memes...F#&K YOU...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, Trump Suddenly Expresses Deep Concern About Conditions in Nation’s Prisons





UPDATED 12/10/2018 CBSFaceTheNation, Schiff Says Trump Faces "Real Prospect of Jail Time" After Leaving Office and AP, Trump Investigations

...the evidence corroborating Cohen's assertions is highly likely an audio tape, which we know from other incidents like the tragic assassination of journalist Jamal Khashoggi and the "grab ’em by the pussy" audio will not discourage delusional denials by our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al...

...the more interesting question is not whether our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. has exceeded the threshold for impeachment (that occurred long ago), but whether it has exceeded the threshold for total annulment of the United States Presidential Election of 2016...

...impeach...indict...annul 2016 election...prosecute...jail if convicted...build a wall on the National Mall explaining to the world the tragicomedy of our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. and why America does not have a 45th President of the United States...

...don't forget to laugh...NewYorkerSatire, John Kelly Departs White House with Nuclear Codes Hidden in Pants



UPDATED 12/08/2018 Reuters, Trump Says Kelly Will Leave Chief of Staff Job At End of Year and Reuters, U.S. Prosecutors Name Trump in Hush Payments, Detail Russian Contacts and Reuters, Subpoenas Issued To Trump Organization in Emoluments Lawsuit and Reuters, Trump calls for End to Mueller Probe Despite Russian Campaign Bid Findings

...it's easy to forget this reporting is not about organized crime but about our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. and the leader of the GOP cum RAG party...hey, you'd be calling for it to end and "fake news", too...this is a catastrophic collusion collision...

...don't forget to laugh...TheOnion, Top Agenda Items In Upcoming Democratic-Majority House


UPDATED 12/10/2018 WP, Alleged Russian Agent Maria Butina Poised To Plead Guilty in Case Involving Suspected Kremlin Attempts To Influence NRA and TASS, Media: Butina’s Boyfriend [RAG Operative Paul Erickson] May Face Espionage Charges and CNN, Maria Butina Plea Deal May Be Near and CourtListener, Joint MOTION to Continue Status Conference by USA as to MARIIA BUTINA. (Attachments: # 1 Text of Proposed Order)(Kenerson, Erik) (Entered: 11/16/2018)

...don't forget to laugh...TheOnion, GOP-Controlled Wisconsin Legislature Votes To Dissolve State Rather Than Let Democrats Have It...


NYT, With Power Grabs in the Midwest, G.O.P. Risks a 2020 Backlash and WPOpEd, We Finally Found Election Fraud and Atlantic, ‘Wisconsin Has Never Seen Anything Like This’ and AP, The Latest: Evers: Wisconsin GOP Desperate to Cling to Power and NYT, Wisconsin Republicans Approve Bills Stripping Power From Incoming Democratic Governor...and it's the RAG Party and "helpful" Russians...you can't make this stuff up...MAGA...or RAGO?..


-----notes-----



1. ...remarkably, some of America's evangelicals are now engaged in a historical reckoning with their "white supremacist" and racist history...balefully our unstable, unfit, unwell, and unbalanced "new" alt-white-house et al. with support, cover, and protection from a whiteface RNC/GOP are offering evangelicals a reactionary alternative...retain white supremacy, racism, and political power...

...admirably our DNC/DP and many Americans are castigating the reactionary alternative...and more importantly have sent the most diverse group of leaders to our House of Representative, ever...in spite of many ruses, artifices and gimmicks...












Originally Published December 05, 2018; Last Updated July 16, 2019; Last Republished July 16, 2019:

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