Pissing On Battlefield Corpses

Originally Published January 13, 2012; Last Updated August 15, 2014; Last Republished August 27, 2012:

Praising our paid killers for shooting human beings through the head while condemning them for pissing on the corpses will challenge even the most facile mental processes of our farce-believing monotheists. Certainly, more challenging than the White Rabbit's command to Alice, "don't just do something, stand there", but for God's sake don't piss:

"White Rabbit: Don't just do something stand there! Uh... no no! Go go! Go get my gloves! I'm late!

Alice: But late for what? That's just what I...

White Rabbit: My gloves! At once, do you hear!

Alice: Goodness. I suppose I'll be taking orders from Dinah [Alice's cute cat] next. Hmmm, now let me see. If I were a rabbit, where would I keep my gloves? Oh! Thank you. Don't mind if I do. Hmhm. Hmhm. Hmhmhmhmhmhm. Hmhmhmhmhmhm-oeh! Oh no no, not again"

Unfortunately, those responsible for teaching, tasking and managing our paid killers will do little more than express public outrage, investigate and punish the urinators pissers. Then focus on reviewing or revising the curricula section on "Proper Classification of Battlefield Videotapes for the Internet Era".

Fortunately, paid killers have proved notoriously unmanageable, especially inside the farcical framework and battlefields of monotheism.

Web:

UPDATED 08/15/2014 Marine who urinated on corpses in Afghanistan dies

UPDATED 09/28/2012 Reuters, Marines face criminal charges over Afghan urination video
UPDATED 08/27/2012 Reuters, U.S. troops punished over Koran burning, urination video
UPDATED 04/19/2012 LAT, Officials denounce troops posing with dead Afghans

More "bad apples on the night shift" and "this is not who we are" drivel from our leaders—eventually they'll learn to lead without warring and this drivel will then stop.

UPDATED 01/24/2012  BBC, What goes on in the mind of a sniper?